Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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