Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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