Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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