She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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