living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Someone came in the potted fern
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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