just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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