Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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