i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she told me i tasted like america
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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