This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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