morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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