You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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