Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize