Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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