I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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