Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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