hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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