no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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