This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Dick very happy bro
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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