i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I am available for nakedness
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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