Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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