You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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