I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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