i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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