Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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