Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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