Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I supernannyed him into submission
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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