I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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