I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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