he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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