I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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