walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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