nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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