Christians are straight up FREAKS
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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