Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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