Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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