About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
