when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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