woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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