If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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