mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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