rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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