No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I deserve this hangover.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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