Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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