She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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