I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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