peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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