I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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