i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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