real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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