Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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