been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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