doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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