garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do vagina's smell?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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