I just made out with a guy for $7.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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