bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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