Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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