Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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