wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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