Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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