So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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